Saturday, March 19, 2011

Cheer Try-Outs Make Me Puke...

Mom, You're choking me...
Dear God! Dahhhlin daughter tried out for cheerleader for the first time last weekend, and it was horrific...

I was stressed out the whole entire week prior, and a total lunatic by the actual try-outs on Saturday...

I couldn't sleep...

Couldn't eat...okay, couldn't stop eating...

And was sure I was gonna puke in the parking lot while waiting for the results...

Dahhhlin Daughter...

She took a nap...

As I frantically dug to the bottom of my purse for a nerve pill or three (didn't want to reek of the vodka around the SOBER SANE mothers)...

Dahhhlin Daughter took a siesta while waiting her turn...

Ummm...What the hell is wrong with that picture!

I tried out for cheer eight times, and although I do not remember being the nervous freaktard that I was for DD's try-outs, I most certainly do not recall falling asleep...

She called it a power nap...

My mouth was hanging open...(no, not from the valium...err...I'm pretty sure)

I mean, really...

Does this kid have any of my DNA at all...

I guess we both do love to shop, and are a TEENSY bit dramatic...(what?)

But the nerves of steel...

Where the hell?

Honestly, sometimes this kid's a total stranger...

Maybe SHE'S the crazy one...

or...

Maybe I should take up Yoga...

Learn to meditate...

Yeah...that should go well...

Go Bulldogs...
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6 comments:

  1. wow, but how did she do? she did have that power nap and all. :)

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  2. She did awesome, DD! She made the team, so we're safe til next year...gulp...

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  3. Did someone say Cheerleader? I was a Cheerleader in High School....(altho, I'll try not to make this post about me...since we're talking about your daughter here).... How awesome...so did she make the team? Keep us posted, will you? Oh and by the way....it's good to hear from you...I've missed you! :):)

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  4. Jenny, so good to hear from you too! I've missed you! My computer has been down, and I've started a new job...eeek! DD did great, and made the team!

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  5. Honey, after all of her gymnastics meets, this was a drop in the bucket for her. Anyone that can flip like that girl must have nerves of steel.

    I would also like to let everyone know that Angie's DD is one of the most wonderful kids I've ever met...sweet, talented, gorgeous, and truly a pleasure to be around. So BIG cheers and congrats to DD!!!! Love ya, babe!

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  6. Thanks, OM, your kid is pretty groovy too! Will she be trying out for Jr high cheer?

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